Слова песни I've Never Done Anything Like This Bowling For Soup

I met her at the Sonic,
She was listening to Tonic,
With her Ipod and her roller skates
She said her name was Summer,
When I asked her for her number
She said
"Never mind I get off at 8:00"
She had eyes like heaven,
A face like an angel,
But she had the body from hell
Within a half an hour we were
Naked in the shower taking
Dirty pictures on my cell
Then she whispered in my ear,

I've never done
I've never done
I've never done
Anything like this [x2]

Yeah right!

She drove me in her Saturn
To the Sweet Water Tavern
Just a block off the Denton square
She did a shot of jager and she
Made out with the waiter while
I was just sitting there
Before too long her
Clothes came off like
Something out of Girls Gone Wild
Had to come up with the bail just to
Get her out of jail
And she threw up out the passenger side
Then she whispered in my ear

I've never done
I've never done
I've never done
Anything like this [x2]

Yeah right!

She says
That trouble never finds her
No fucked up history
Behind her
She says she's never stolen anything
Except the car where driving
Aw shit!

Then she whispered in my ear

I've never done
I've never done
I've never done
Anything like this [x4]

Yeah right! [x2]