Слова песни Your Only Friends Are Make Believe Bloodhound Gang

- "Yea well I sing like an amputee though"
- "Why?"
- "Cause can't hold a note.
Can't cary a tune"

- "Knock knock mr. Rogers,
It's mr. McFeelie.
I've brought you a letter
Speedy delivery"
- "Well mr. McFeelie
If there's postage due
You can go fuck yourself
Like captain kangaroo"

I can go to land of make believe
and I can pretend,
But in the end
I still have no friends...

- "Mr. Rogers!
I like your cardigan sweater"
- "Mr. McFeelie!
Shut up and give me my letter!
I don't want to talk to you
Don't you understand?
Why are you inside my house?
You're just my fuckin' mailman!"

I can go to land of make believe
And I can pretend,
But in the end
I still have no friends...

I can go to land of make believe
And I can pretend,
But in the end
I still have no friends...
I can go to land of make believe
And I can pretend,
But in the end
I still have no friends.

You are my best friend too
I share the same views
And hardly ever argue
Eat spam from the can
Watch late night c-span
And rock out to old school
Duran Duran

Your best friend is you, I'm my best friend too
I share the same views
And hardly ever argue
Eat spam from the can
Watch late night c-span
And rock out to old school
Duran Duran